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Former Senator, Larry Craig - Forging new pathways...feet first
One of our favorite really bad political bosses and airport bathroom loitering, toe tapping, under-stall hand swiping senators, Larry Craig, is opening his own consulting firm.
New West Strategies is… “Forging Pathways to Better Gov….gljersskg… Government ” Sorry, I was laughing so hard, my head hit the keyboard. Forging pathways to better government, really? By lying about your lifestyle, playing the victim, and then suggesting the world misconstrued your actions? Yeah, good luck with that.
We’d like suggest a pathway few politicians know about…it’s the pathway of truth. We hear the path is narrow, yet rewarding. Somehow though, we think New West Strategies will opt to forge pathways by:
- Publicly denouncing a lifestyle, while secretly living it
- Teaching clients how to successfully fool absolutely no one, except for their wives, into believing their stories about what they did and did not intend to do in a public bathroom
- Especially for politicians – Giving lessons on how to get your wife to stand behind you no matter what you did
- And finally, how to get PAID and re-elected after public humiliation and forced resignation. Special consultant – Marion Barry
We’ve said time and time again, if only we could rebound from lies, cheating and scandal the way these politicians do. In the real world, really bad bosses like Craig and his ilk would be joining the ever growing unemployment lines across the country instead of opening businesses and being offered reality television shows.
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