Mark, please sit down and shut up

Sanford with pigs

Sanford with pigs

Mark, please do us all a favor and sit down and shut up. Yes you, King David comparing, only cheated with your soul mate claiming, AWOL going, Mark Sanford. 

Now Sanford is admitting to having other affairs, claiming that those relationships didn’t go as far as the one with his Argentinian soul mate Maria.  And, by ”as far as” ,we don’t think he means geographically.  Look, I’m no saint. I’ve been caught lying once or a couple dozen times before, but the minute the gig was up, it was up.  I came completely clean.  What is it with politicians that demands they release the truth drop by drop over a period of weeks, sometimes months? Here we were giving Sanford props for his weepy, well tanned and informative apology last week.  And now we find that our half praises were about half too much.  Well Sanford, all that’s left for us to say is please, just sit down and shut up.