Posted by denised in With my well documented penchant for really bad boss fantasies, it’s no surprise that I’ve daydreamed about a world managed by the creators of Reallybadboss.com. In this brave new world, idiotic, immoral and just plain stupid bosses would be stripped of their authority and replaced by their wiser, more charming subordinates. Our agenda would be simple – rid the world of really bad bosses, one monumental screw up at a time. Our non-violent, but effective movement would strike fear in the hearts of incompetents worldwide, resulting in unprecedented activities by really bad bosses including; thinking, making sense and repeating the process at least twice a week.
As rulers of this brave new world, our first official act would be to declare Fridays, International Really Bad Boss Shut Up and Sit Down Day, or IRBBSUSD. During IRBBSUSD, with the threat of having to watch graphic, unedited video of their biggest foul-ups hanging over their heads, really bad bosses everywhere would be required by law to shut up and sit down. Other official acts would include:
- The immediate and irrevocable deportation of Rod Blagojevich. What’s that? He was born here? Well, in a world run by Really Bad Boss, being an arrogant, unethical, lying tool of a politician is enough for permanent Nationality Revocation. Yes, revocation is a word, and even if it wasn’t, in my world, I could make it one (see IRBBSUSD above.)
- Surgical removal of strings from Michael Steele’s back. He would then be forced to walk, talk and rap without Rush Limbaugh orchestrating his every move.
- Bonuses would no longer be awarded to the CEOs of companies that don’t turn a profit. Section 12b, subsection 42 also states that if said company continues to operate with loses year after year, the CEO would…wait for it… lose his or her job. A novel idea, but years of firing subordinates who underperform have shown that getting rid of them…gets rid of them.
- Encouraging employees to “drink the Kool-Aid,” will result in imprisonment. No, I will not let this go. Anyone who thinks a cult leader is an icon should be incarcerated.
- CEO interviews will be conducted by the IT department. They’re the only ones in the company who really know what’s going on, they know how to fix just about anything, and most importantly, they can make grown men cry.
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