What do you get when you mix two prostitutes and a former Republican party chair?
A beat-down. A politician can usually talk himself out of anything…except that is, a beat-down from his wife who’s just caught him with two prostitutes. Former Cook county Republican Party chair Gary Skoien denies he was with two prostitutes at around 1:00am last Sunday. His wife begs to differ and police reports state she allegedly beat him (embellishment mine) after finding him at home in their children’s playroom with two women. Skoien claims the police report is wrong and that he’s working on correcting it. By correcting it he means denying it ever happened.

